1. If u can fit four riders on the bench seat of a pickup, while in the back twelve are standing up. You are a Mexican.
2. If you can run, ride a llegua, and play f?tbol all while wearing chanclas,
Mexican status!!
3. If your late Tio left you a van and you turned it into a taco vending
business, yes you're a Mexican.
4. If you have ever hurt yourself and your Mamasita rubbed the area while
chanting, "Sana, Sana, Colita de rana..." You're Mexican, big time!!!
5. If you have your last name in old English lettering anywhere on your car,
6. truck, or tattooed on your back. Yes, You ARE a Mexian. (proud one too).
7. If you refer to your wife as; your ruca, your hina, your wifey, your old
lady, or your vieja.  guess what? you're a California born Mexican.
8. If you  throw a "Grito" every time you hear Vicente Fernandez, Then not only are you a Mexican, but you are a drunk Mexican.
9. If you have ever been pinched in church and been told "pobrecito de ti si
lloras" or "Vas a ver horita que salgamos."  This has happened to every good
Mexican, and yes your definitely a Mexican.
10. FAMILY="SANIf you grew up scared of someone called La Llorona, or fear the dark because of El CuCuy! Yes! Mexican!
11.Si te persinas with a lotto ticket in your hand before every drawing, your in the Mexican Zone!!!
12. If you ask for something by "dame esa chingadera" instead of calling it by
its name, yep! Mexican!
13. If you constantly refer to cereal as "con fleys" or pizza as "picxa" you're a Mexican.
14. If you use manteca instead of vegetable oil and can't figure out why your butt is getting bigger... you might be a Mexican.
15. If you have some Tias that dress up in their prom dresses to go to your birthday party at "el parque" you are a Mexican.
16. If  your Tias and Abuela dress up in their Sunday best, nylon, heels and all
to go to the "Remate." Then yes you are a Mexican.
17. If most of the houses on your block are painted bright pink, mint green, and
purple. Yes Mexican!!!
18. If you use the bushes in front of your house, the fence, or the top of an old car to dry laundry. Yes your a Mexican.
20. If you're sick and your mamasita rubs "Bicks" into your nostrils (or ear lobes) and gives you "jugo de cebolla" with sugar, (Grandma's recipe) to help
relieve your symptoms, Dang!! you're Mexican.
--If you don't need any explanations to the above then you know u are a Mexican.